PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A